Just got back from the book signings world tour for "Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata."  Was thrilling to see all the people come out.  Roughly half of those in attendance had actual vaginas of their own and told me many heartwarming stories about how the book touched them in a very deep, deep place.  The "Peckerheads", or otherwise known as "Sick Fucks", are the best fans in the world!