Psycho Proctologists #3 Draws Nigh

After far too long a wait, Psycho Proctologists #3: The Urethrae of Annihilation is finally nearing completion.  Fister, Victoria, Mikey, and Henry the Honey Badger are joined by a brand-new recruit . . . whether they like it or not.

If you haven't read the first two books in the Psycho Proctologists series, why not hop over to your preferred format and check them out? 

Available in 

Ebook - Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Sony, Smashwords

Paperback - Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and all fine book retailers

Audio - Audible, Amazon

They're a hole lot of fun.  

The wisdom of the Psycho Proctologists

Free Promo Copies of Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata Audiobook Up For Grabs

I've got 5 free promotional copies of the new audiobook of Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2) up for grabs.  Just be one of the first five people who email me at psychoproctologists@hotmail.com, and I'll send you the download code and the instructions from Audible.  Go on, you know you want to get your mitts on some vagina today . . .

Just got back from the book signings world tour for "Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata."  Was thrilling to see all the people come out.  Roughly half of those in attendance had actual vaginas of their own and told me many heartwarming stories about how the book touched them in a very deep, deep place.  The "Peckerheads", or otherwise known as "Sick Fucks", are the best fans in the world!

Psycho Proctologists in Audiobook!

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom is coming soon in audiobook, narrated by the incomparable Bo Willis.    Enjoy the preview.

Sink Your Teeth Into This

The second Psycho Proctologists adventure is out.  Read it if you dare.  It's a hum-dinger.

Hakuna matata.

Available at many fine retailers:

Amazon.com

Barnes and Noble

Hold onto your twats!

Hold onto your vajeeges.  Book #2 of the Psycho Proctologists' series, Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata, is well underway.  Aiming for a January release.  It's gonna be a corker.

And I've recently contracted on an audio version for Book 1, Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom.  Just wait till you hear the butt doctors' dialogue in dramatized form--it's gonna be fantastic!

W.W. Pecker