Trump, Dat Ass

I think Donald Trump needs to make an appearance in a Psycho Proctologists story.  I mean, who knows what the hell's up his ass.  Whatever it is, though, I'm sure it's huge.

Keep Calm

Free Audio Downloads of "Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation"

The audiobook edition of "Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation", the third book in the Psycho Proctologists series, has just been released.  Thanks to the good folks at Audible, I have promo copies for the first 25 grabbers.  Send me an email at psychoproctologists@hotmail.com  and I'll send you a code valid for a free download from the US Audible store.  Sick fucks only, please!

A Few More

There's a few more Goodreads Sick Fucks to add to the honor roll of thank-yous:

Thanks for reading go to Kat Wants to Be a Glitter Pirate (I hear ya, Kat . . . we all have the same fantasy), whose GIF wizardry informed me that crucifix dildos really are a thing (who knew?), Tina, Patrick, and Yolanda.

When readers are as cool as these, it's so deliciously damned fun to make them go

These Readers Are Truly Sick (and me likee)

Wanted to take a quick moment to give a shout out to all the wonderful sick fucks (that's a term of endearment, I promise) over on Goodreads who've been having a field day with the Psycho Proctologists. I used to try to send each of them a little bit of a thank-you message, but that's gotten a little unwieldy--and that's a very, very good problem for a writer to have. Plus, if you had somebody named W.W. Pecker message you out of the blue, you'd probably have a tendency to believe he's a stalker. And if you've read any of the Psycho Proctologists series, you'd probably look askance on his sanity.

 So, let me take this opportunity to give a group thumbs up to the Goodreads folks. If you wanna laugh, you should go check out their reviews. They're far funnier than anything I could write. Cheers to Teresa, Herr Lemmy, Kat Stark (thankfully not the one from the Red Wedding), Erica Ravenclaw, Athena Shardbearer, Michael, Tandie, Kallandra, Cara, Sarah, Louie, Jeffery, Margaret, Carol, Valerie, Donna, Alaina, Angelica, Amy, Crystal, and ApuciKislanya. And also to Lee over at Acid Pop Cult Podcast.  And I'm sure I'm leaving out others. But I want to let you know that I appreciate anyone who's left a review on Goodreads or Amazon or anywhere. When I started writing the Psycho Proctologists, I thought I'd maybe sell two or three copies. But so far, it's exceeded my expectations, and now that I'm drunk on the headiness of actually having readers, I am grateful to have found others out there fucked in the head enough to let the Proctologists tickle their . . . ahm . . . well, you know.

 Stay sick, my friends.

 W. W.

Goodreads Giveaway of "The Flaming Buttholes of Doom"

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom

by W.W. Pecker

Giveaway ends February 11, 2014.

See the giveaway details at Goodreads.

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Psycho Proctologists #3 Has Landed

The third volume in the (s)hit series has hit retailers.  Clink on the link to purchase Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation

I hope you find it golden.

W.W. Pecker

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